Five days. Is that a record?
Surely not. Surely other teen-aged daughters have wrecked their cars in less time.
The stated circumstances:
And someone thinks we should add that someone told the children that if you hit a deer you will total the car. So teen-aged daughter hit the ditch.
Yeah, she’s okay. No harm done. The car wasn’t drive-able home. And did I mention that I leave next week for a cross-country move and that vehicle was needed?
I’m crying and using Navy Words™ on the inside.
Shebang, a word meaning “any matter of present concern; thing; business” or is the “#!” characters in the first two columns of the first line of a UNIX script file. Guess which way I’m using it.